i am Barbie. aside from the being a girl thing. but she can do a million of different things, while looking straight up fabulous. she wears the pants in the relationship. and after 45 years of being with Ken, she broke up with him to find herself. she isn’t afraid to be alone. then, after 6 years of being single, (with a brief tryst with Australian surfer Blaine) Ken decided he wanted to win Barbie back, and what did he do? he posted billboards all over Los Angeles trying to win her back.

Yeah, i know a lot about Barbie’s love life, but the point is that I need to be like her. i can’t be afraid to be alone. and when i find my Ken, he better be the kind of guy that will post billboards to get my attention.