i'm so un-Asian that sunglasses don't touch my cheeks.
after working in sunglasses, i’ve learned the biggest complaint from Asians is that ”sunglasses touch my face!” i smile and tell them i have the same problem but the truth is i don’t. i’m just trying to empathize with you so you’ll buy something.
sure i mean, i’ve done it. we all have. it’s romantic and passionate and hot when you’re doing it. but if you really dissect it into the action itself, you’re smashing your face against someone elses, and literally swapping spit. and when you look at it that way, why the hell is so amazing? it’s actually kinda gross if you think about it.