Jul 28,2014
4012
68,570 plays
Artist: Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj
Trackname: Bang Bang
Album: My Everything

Jul 28,2014
1

me: “i love being single. i never long for a boyfriend - except for when grocery shopping to help me with the bags.”

him: “here, let me take your bags for you.”

Jul 28,2014
606
Jul 28,2014
65021
Jul 28,2014
129027 - 763,269 plays
Jul 28,2014
68262
Jul 28,2014
6682
Jul 27,2014
12421
Jul 27,2014
6429
Jul 27,2014
52262
Jul 27,2014
9765
Jul 27,2014
124
Jul 27,2014
4

my coworker is actually really annoying. he does this thing where whenever he vents to you he expects you to listen intently, but then literally the MOMENT you respond or start talking about your life he starts checking his phone or his emails and just goes “uh huh…uh huh…” and like its so fucking rude.

also he keeps on telling me how to live my life and why and why not i should be with this boy cause he’s like “oh i’ve been there before.” and how he’s going to give me this book to read after he’s done with it cause he think’s its going to help me.

he also does this thing where he always asks if what i’m wearing is mens or womens and it’s like - it doesn’t fucking matter cause you couldn’t tell in the first place so you had to ask!

and so i just flat out said:

bitch, i already read that book in high school. i came out when i was 13 and i’ve been dating since i was 14. i know myself, where i fit in the gay community, and what i deserve out of men. you do not need to impose your insecurities onto me.

Jul 27,2014
754
Jul 27,2014
152150